A Goldfinch felt lonely and wished he could spend some time with a friend. He signed up for facebook and made it clear that he really would like very much to hear from a Goldfinch lady, and possibly whether they might become, say, like birds of a feather. He soon got an answer, his first great break. But in typing his message he had make a mistake, and one of the funniest things occurred: a Goldfinch was with a Goldfish paired.
Even texters still should, which goes without telling, pay close attention to careful spelling.
(c)2016 by Herbert H. Hoffman