At the Mercy

Many think that everything we do is predetermined.  Churches preach that. Philosophers struggle with the problem of free will versus determinism. Many of us, however, will say that of course we have free will. We are Americans. We can do whatever. Try to stop us.

“Aha!” says modern Electronics. “Try using your phone when the battery is empty. Sure, you are free to load it or not to load it. But where does that get you? Admit it: you are at the mercy of Technology.”

You are writing an important treatise, something truly heretical. Having free will, you are entitled to do this. God will not stop you. But the word processing software will. It suddenly freezes. You cannot write another word. You are at the mercy of the Microsoft Corporation.

You go shopping for some imported black delicatessen pumpernickel. The store does not carry such. No surprise. You are at the mercy of supply and demand.

You order a book for your kindle-1 but it is sent to kindle-2. You are at the mercy of Amazon.

We are free to create or do what we want, but it may go wrong. The more pressing our plan,  the more likely it is to go wrong. Maybe that is what Friedrich Nietzsche meant when he said that free will does not exist.

In sum, we may be free to be creative, to plan our luncheon on the grass with or without clothes, whatever. In the end, however, we are at the mercy of Murphy.

Burnt Offerings

Having read about the gruesome sacrificial rituals of the ancient Aztecs, I found it interesting to hear the why and wherefore of this practice, as suggested by recent anthropological research. It appears that people believed in beings they vaguely referred to as The Gods and that in the beginning of things those gods sacrificed themselves and by that act enabled the people to live and prosper. The “beginning of things” must have been a problem for the Aztecs. Apparently the gods did not create the Aztec world but owed allegiance to some higher power and their self-sacrifice was to honor that higher power, just as the Aztecs’ human sacrifices were a way to honor and thank the gods. The sacrificial victims were most likely voluntary martyrs submitting to a most honorable ritual that was still carried out in the sixteenth century.

It may all sound very absurd. The ruling Spanish friars thought so too and consequently accused the natives of carrying out cruel rituals. They apparently were blind to their own belief in a Christian god who went through the same steps, sacrificing himself for the good of the people. The friars’ instincts were right, however. Human sacrifices to please the gods were passé, even in the sixteenth century. The friars, however, had no trouble living in a world where heretics were burned to death to honor the Christian god.

There must have been quite a few black kettles in those accusers’ own eyes.

© 2018 by Herbert H. Hoffman

Discount Winery

I am not a wine connoisseur. Obviously. Because I buy my pleasant, harmless dry red at three bottles for ten dollars. If I go shopping on one of my thrifty days I buy six bottles and pocket the 10% bulk discount. I buy my fruit and my oatmeal and most everything else I eat at the local supermarket where there is always something “special” and on sale and where people are invited to enjoy the savings on Five-Dollar-Fridays. In other words, it is a humble neighborhood where residents are thrifty, hold on to their wallets, and redeem coupons.

I know, however, that they also like a little whisky or a glass of wine. The evidence I have are the two long aisles in the store devoted to wine, beer, and spirits. This should not surprise anyone. The days of the Prohibition are long gone. What I do find surprising is that this same humble supermarket recently added a glass enclosed walk-in cabinet devoted to the storage and display of the finer wines. There also is a tasting corner, complete with bar stools, separated from the crowds by red velvet ropes suspended from brass rings. Who, I asked myself, would patronize such luxury next to potatoes, bananas, Chlorox spray, and baby food?

It seems that I have totally misjudged my neighbors. I stopped to look at some of the wines on display. The price tags were unbelievable. Nothing under $100 for the 750ml- bottle. There were dozens of wines that sold for more than that. The one that hit the jackpot was priced at $220.00. I found it pathetically humorous that the bourgeois save-on-your-groceries mentality carried over even at this price range. If you buy six bottles, the helpful sign said, the price per bottle is reduced to $200, if you can believe such a bargain.

William Hogarth, the great eighteenth century English master of satirical engravings, is known among others for the picture of a tavern displaying a sign that says Drunk for a Penny, Dead Drunk for Twopence. Were he to come back, would he ever have to recalibrate his burin!

(c) 2018 by Herbert H. Hoffman

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